Monday, June 27, 2011

Oh-Maharaja Lawak

SEPAH JUARA LA WEEHHHH...ANJAT BOBOI!


benda da lame update pon..sume org dah tau pon..saje jek aku membebel tuk pihak aku..hehehe...apepon kumpulan yang dah pon dilebel 'bujang lapok 2000'...memang best
sebab lawak sepah ni merapu pon tetap tentang kisaran idup kite orang melayu..aspek yang disentuh pulak memang berlaku hari-hari.
tahniah la buat diorg (mamat,jep,shuib) sebab berjaya buat rakyat malaysia ketawa dan jadi fenomena..hehehe...pepon balik kulai jangan lupe buat show free...hihihi...


AKU PON LAWAK GAK TAPI TAK TAHAP RAJA MAHUPUN MAHARAJA...hehe

Oh-lagu nye pon...


Meet Uncle Hussien feat Hazama AF9.

Layan..satu lirik seribu pengertian ...


DEDIKASI BUAT YG MEMINATI LAGU NIH.MACEH

Monday, June 6, 2011

Oh-cuti rehat badan

INDAH CIPTAAN TUHAN
*gambar google sekadar hiasan


need a rest! adoi...dah lame tak berehat...keje jek...hari biase keje opis..malam editing...ujung minggu amik gambo..huish.......memang lepak idop aku kalo hari-hari macam ni...kene pikir ikhtiar tuk berehat ni...penat weh...otak naik beku badan naik lesu...huhuhu

dok kat johor ni kalo nak santai-santai kene la menghala ke timur johor..sekitar persisiran kota tinggi hingga mersing...banyak port kalo nak gi...just kne prepare la...hurm..tapi nak pilih tempat ni yang kadang-kadang leceh..yelah...kalo ujung minggu mesti ramai orang..lagi-lagi kalo kene cuti sekolah...adeh..memang penoh..nak kne cari tempat yang tenang...kurang orang...redup...haaaa baru best..baru dapat release tension..

so aku cadang ujung minggu ni aku nak amik skit ruang dan masa tuk diri aku..nak berehat...nak cari ketenangan..nak cari energy yang hilang banyak dalam setahun ni...nak gi mane tu aku tak sure lagi...tp yang penting kene CUTI GAK!




~MENIKMATI DAN MENGHARGAI HIDUP SEPERTI KITA MENGHARGAI KEINDAHAN ALAM SEMESTA CIPTAAN YANG ESA~

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Oh-ringgit!




HA NI DIA CERITA DUIT KITA RINGGIT MALAYSIA


Can a family man with Salary RM3,000 survive in Malaysia?????

Let's do some simple calculations here.

In Malaysia , the average family income is RM3,000 /month
(where father works, mother doesn't).

I understand there are many families whose
monthly income does not reach RM3,000,
but, to make things simple,
let's take RM3,000 as the figure. Ok lah, right?

Okay, let's start rolling with a family which has
Papa, Mama, 1 daughter and 1 son. Ngam-ngam ....

Calculation starts...

Electricity and water bill: RM100
(No air-con, No home theatre, No water heater ... ok?)

Phone bill ( Telekom): RM100

Meals for a happy family: RM775
(3 meals on RM25/day, RM25 for 4 persons...?)

Papa makan / teh-tarik during working hrs: RM155
(RM5/day, RM5 .. can eat what?)

Car repayment: RM400
(A proton saga aeroback, 7 yrs repayment)

Petrol (living in city, traffic-jam): RM300
(go to work, bring son to school,
only can afford one car running)

Insurance: RM650
(kids, wife and myself)

House repayment: RM750
(low cost housing repayment for 30 yrs,
retired still have to work to pay!)

Tuition: RM80
(got that cheap meh? i don't think so)

Older children pocket money @ school: RM20
(RM1/day, eat bread?)

School fees: RM30
(enough ah?)

School books and etc: RM100
(always got extra to pay in school)

Younger children milk powder: RM50
(cannot have the DHA, BHA, PHA one, expensive)

Miscellaneous: RM100
(shampoo, rice, sauce, toilet paper)

Oh wait!!! I have to stop here, so...
No Astro,
no movie @ cinema,
no DVD,
no CD,
no online,
cannot KFC,
cannot McDonald,
cannot go Park walk during weekend (petrol expensive),
no chit chat on phone with grandparents, and etc...

Let's use a calculator to total up... WALAO EH! Shit! RM3,610 already...

EPF belum potong, income tax lagi........oledi RM3,610 ....

How to survive lah tuan-tuan dan puan-puan sekalian ???

Our Deputy Prime Minister asked us to change lifestyle?

How to change? Don't eat? Don't work? Don't send children to school and study?

Besides that, I believe in Malaysia population, there are millions of rakyat Malaysia which still don't earn RM3,000/month!!!

What is this? Inilah Malaysia Boleh... Sorry ... it should be Malaysians Boleh , because we're still alive and kicking!!

Our politicians must be mad!!!!

Please forward and comment boleh or tak boleh. No wonder so many Ah Loong around lah....


post dari note kawan aku..
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/notes/shaiful-ramli/can-a-family-man-with-salary-rm3000-survive-in-malaysia/1763312879702


ish-ish..kite bace nampak macam benda ni buat-buat jek kan..tapi buat orang yang berada betol dalam situasi ni memang perit..terpaksa membanting tulang sekuat-kuat nye untuk hidup di negara bertuah ni..bukan untuk hidup kaya tp untuk hidup seadanya pon amatlah perit..zaman skung ni semua mahal..nak bli kueh pon 2bijik seringgit...inti xde, tepong tipis, angin jek lebih (karipap la contohnye)...huhuh..sungguh tak patot.kedai-kedai makan plak berlumbe-lumbe naik harga makanan kononnye nak tampung kos bahan mentah yang naik macam gula la, beras la, tepung la, bawang la, bla bla bla..tapi tetap leh bli Mercedes baru...ape pon tak bleh.....benda macam ni, kite mintak pakar ekonomi pikir semula....memang betul kerajaan tanggung subsidi tuk rakyat..tapi jangan la jadikan alasan nak menggubah ekonomi..kami ni purata kehidupan bawah 3K sebulan...yang menteri-menteri 20k sebulan...banyak kan beza tuh...so harap ade la pihak yang berfikiran luas...dapat pikirkan kadar kehidupan di negara yang tercinta ni...


p/s : kene kerja lebih mase (OT) xpun siang keje opis malam keje burger ramlee...hahaha...menabong jek la tuk mase depan yang tak menentu ni :)

Oh-malas sungguh!


MONDAY LAZINESS!!

haissssssh....ni yang malas ni....asal hari isnin jek penyakit tak berubat iaitu 'MALAS' melanda tubuh badan nih...minded macam dah kene hack je....tiba isnin 'MALAS'...kalo jumaat 'CERIA' sebab dah nak weekend punye cuti...hahaha...apelah penyakit...

Tapi tak elok macam ni...dah dibayar gaji kene la keje betol-betol kan...penat ke, letih ke, ngantuk ke, bosan ke, malas ke, kene keje gak..siapkan keje...dah siap, bru pkir nak buat ape.hehehehe...so keje jek la...janji ade gak keje daripada menganggur macam bangkai bernyawa...haha.peace!

SELAGI ADE NYAWA, KERJA,KERJA,KERJA..